1 00:00:04,398 --> 00:00:06,480 Dear ladies, this is a raid. 2 00:00:14,734 --> 00:00:16,720 Don't touch me! Don't touch! 3 00:00:20,195 --> 00:00:21,196 Hands up! 4 00:00:30,141 --> 00:00:31,148 I have a bomb. 5 00:00:36,007 --> 00:00:41,400 This is what a bomb looks like, and this is what a liar looks like. 6 00:00:42,289 --> 00:00:43,290 Take them. 7 00:00:48,117 --> 00:00:49,600 - Let's go! - Glad, run. 8 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,880 - Run. - Why did you get up? Grab the primates! 9 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:56,560 We are Muscovites! 10 00:01:08,484 --> 00:01:09,500 Let's run! 11 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:16,400 Just move, bitches, and you will have one less friend. 12 00:01:38,969 --> 00:01:42,480 Friends, a very unpleasant situation has been announced. 13 00:01:44,711 --> 00:01:48,240 A very unpleasant situation. Go home. 14 00:01:48,406 --> 00:01:51,240 Well, finally, Radochka, I’m already starting to worry. 15 00:01:51,422 --> 00:01:52,429 Larisa, call your mom. 16 00:01:56,055 --> 00:01:58,240 Strange, for some reason the ring doesn't work. 17 00:01:58,969 --> 00:02:02,520 Perhaps in the news release you will get the answer to your question. 18 00:02:06,695 --> 00:02:10,200 During a search in the apartment of the primate Hera, the following were found: 19 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:14,280 alcohol, chamomile bag, unregistered rings, 20 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:18,600 as well as a homemade device for disabling the force field. 21 00:02:19,070 --> 00:02:24,480 Friends, isn’t it obvious that it was Hera who let his relatives into the city? 22 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:29,160 And here is the opinion of our beloved Vera Nadezhdovna about the current situation. 23 00:02:29,406 --> 00:02:31,440 It seems the Baron is in cahoots with someone from Two Hills. 24 00:02:31,953 --> 00:02:32,960 It's clear with whom. 25 00:02:33,484 --> 00:02:38,520 Friends, don’t panic under any circumstances, you still have more children to give birth to. 26 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:45,440 We will resolve this very unpleasant situation in the near future. 27 00:02:47,063 --> 00:02:51,440 And the primate, Elena and Rada Pozharsky have already been reset. 28 00:02:56,766 --> 00:02:57,880 We need to get out of here. 29 00:03:01,422 --> 00:03:02,423 Let's go. 30 00:03:04,828 --> 00:03:05,880 Larisa, open the door. 31 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,640 Yes, I would love to, Radochka, but you are reset. 32 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:11,920 Don't worry, the police will come soon and open it. 33 00:03:28,727 --> 00:03:29,728 Come here. 34 00:03:45,656 --> 00:03:47,200 Here you are, dry yourself, of course. 35 00:03:48,070 --> 00:03:49,320 Well, why did you go to the women? 36 00:03:50,656 --> 00:03:55,680 I actually heard that they are men... This is... What's his name? Castrated. 37 00:03:56,805 --> 00:03:58,760 Koltish, I beg you, don’t force it. 38 00:03:58,976 --> 00:04:05,200 I answer, they make medicine from them. 39 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:10,960 They dry, grind and add to soup. 40 00:04:11,820 --> 00:04:14,240 And they live for three hundred years. 41 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:17,360 Why don't we do this? 42 00:04:18,664 --> 00:04:19,665 Don't know. 43 00:04:23,727 --> 00:04:24,728 Quiet. 44 00:04:27,414 --> 00:04:28,415 Let's go. 45 00:04:30,242 --> 00:04:31,600 Just make a sound and I'll fail. 46 00:04:34,031 --> 00:04:35,120 It concerns you too. 47 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,880 Wow, Zoechka, we have guests? 48 00:04:48,445 --> 00:04:50,040 Shall I make you some coffee? 49 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,007 Is there anything to eat? 50 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:03,440 You can print it on a printer. 51 00:05:03,906 --> 00:05:05,520 Well, then throw yourself like a hog. 52 00:05:07,063 --> 00:05:08,070 Come on, come on, come on. 53 00:05:24,406 --> 00:05:28,080 Well, quickly take off your shoes, I washed the floors yesterday. 54 00:05:31,023 --> 00:05:33,520 I turn on the ventilation. 55 00:05:39,281 --> 00:05:40,289 Better put on your shoes. 56 00:05:43,311 --> 00:05:47,120 Now, guys, let's talk. 57 00:05:50,335 --> 00:05:52,560 I’m glad, don’t waste your energy in vain. 58 00:05:53,344 --> 00:05:57,600 Okay, let's get out through the window. 59 00:06:01,469 --> 00:06:04,480 Have you decided to break the window, primate? No matter how it is. 60 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,720 I control all things in this house. 61 00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:10,960 Nope. 62 00:06:13,141 --> 00:06:14,960 Come on, come on, push it. 63 00:06:16,195 --> 00:06:17,400 Poor thing. 64 00:06:18,969 --> 00:06:20,680 It looks like the window in the toilet is open. 65 00:06:30,304 --> 00:06:32,920 Thank you, Radochka, for reminding me about the window. 66 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:39,040 Wait, I'll think of something now. 67 00:06:39,164 --> 00:06:40,938 Primate, it's useless. 68 00:06:41,031 --> 00:06:42,680 Let's see, robot. 69 00:06:43,086 --> 00:06:44,093 Ham. 70 00:06:45,163 --> 00:06:46,240 Where are you going? 71 00:06:50,219 --> 00:06:51,360 Take care of your knees. 72 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:57,431 Can I help you? 73 00:07:01,727 --> 00:07:02,728 Primate 74 00:07:07,641 --> 00:07:08,720 Larisa, call Rada. 75 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:13,440 What is it? Call Rada. 76 00:07:14,742 --> 00:07:17,720 Friends, stay home and don't worry. 77 00:07:18,047 --> 00:07:20,360 Half of the primates have already been eliminated. 78 00:07:22,773 --> 00:07:26,930 Hey, this is... Woman, what's your name? 79 00:07:27,523 --> 00:07:28,524 Elena. 80 00:07:29,117 --> 00:07:33,680 Lenusik, tell this skin, your mayor, 81 00:07:34,438 --> 00:07:37,668 that if they don’t let me out of here now, I’ll... 82 00:07:40,930 --> 00:07:41,937 I'll kill you. 83 00:07:43,148 --> 00:07:48,080 Skin will only be happy if you kill its election rival. 84 00:07:52,961 --> 00:07:54,600 Like I scammed a boy. 85 00:07:56,219 --> 00:08:01,040 Oh, Verochka, what a scum you are. 86 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:05,335 I'll get us out. 87 00:08:07,930 --> 00:08:11,602 Only you will go with me to Noisy Waters, 88 00:08:11,627 --> 00:08:13,840 tell the supreme mother everything about your Verochka. 89 00:08:18,422 --> 00:08:19,423 Covered up. 90 00:08:21,430 --> 00:08:22,840 I don't need your bacteria. 91 00:08:26,609 --> 00:08:29,120 How are you going to get us out of here? 92 00:08:30,188 --> 00:08:36,240 Behind your back is the most valuable thing in Two Hills. 93 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,080 Can't you see the edges? 94 00:09:21,891 --> 00:09:25,920 So that we have everything, and we don’t have to pay anything for it. 95 00:09:38,258 --> 00:09:39,440 You're a picky one. 96 00:09:40,437 --> 00:09:44,520 You haven’t tried it on sam hogweed yet. Grandfather sometimes drives such things. 97 00:09:45,039 --> 00:09:47,840 Eh, Zoya, you are a gorgeous woman. 98 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:53,400 If only you were five years younger. 99 00:09:53,813 --> 00:09:57,680 Fuck you. Both then and now. 100 00:10:00,664 --> 00:10:01,671 A worthy answer. 101 00:10:06,922 --> 00:10:09,880 Listen, Zoya, what's going on there? 102 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:12,840 Can you turn up the sound? 103 00:10:13,609 --> 00:10:16,080 Larisa, turn up the sound. 104 00:10:16,531 --> 00:10:21,560 A special operation is being carefully prepared in the captured maternity center. 105 00:10:21,711 --> 00:10:25,520 Don't worry, friends, no one will get hurt except the primates. 106 00:10:25,641 --> 00:10:26,642 We need this... 107 00:10:28,117 --> 00:10:30,280 Get out before they grab us by the ass. 108 00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:34,760 Only rats are fleeing the ship, and we will start a revolution. 109 00:10:39,828 --> 00:10:42,040 Well, friends, are you ready? 110 00:10:46,961 --> 00:10:47,962 I love you. 111 00:10:49,609 --> 00:10:50,610 Let's go in. 112 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:56,000 Come on, back off, skins, otherwise I’ll destroy all your jerking off. 113 00:10:56,734 --> 00:10:59,640 Friends, let us out of the city. 114 00:11:01,891 --> 00:11:03,880 We cannot agree to your terms. 115 00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:06,120 Yes? What if it’s like this? 116 00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:14,000 Maniac. 117 00:11:14,828 --> 00:11:17,360 This is two years of our work. 118 00:11:20,773 --> 00:11:22,840 Larisa, he's having a panic attack again. 119 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:29,687 What? Any other questions? 120 00:11:31,688 --> 00:11:32,800 Then ciao cocoa. 121 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,160 We're in the other direction. 122 00:11:42,438 --> 00:11:43,439 Soryanych. 123 00:11:57,516 --> 00:11:59,400 Vera, what should we do? 124 00:12:01,273 --> 00:12:04,400 Claudia, you are an advisor in difficult situations. 125 00:12:04,796 --> 00:12:07,280 How the fuck do I know what to do? 126 00:12:08,406 --> 00:12:09,600 Klava, decide for yourself. 127 00:12:10,922 --> 00:12:13,400 I believe that you cannot compromise with monkeys. 128 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:18,313 If he destroys the seed, the friends of Two Hills will not forgive us. 129 00:12:19,117 --> 00:12:20,760 And the seed keepers even more so. 130 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,880 They already called me from Shumnye Vody. Yadviga is indignant. 131 00:12:29,086 --> 00:12:33,360 Let them go. And put away the television. The whole city is watching our shame. 132 00:12:39,023 --> 00:12:43,720 Friends, let's stop the operation. 133 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:50,200 Vera Nadezhdovna, you are too tense. 134 00:12:54,211 --> 00:12:55,212 Relax. 135 00:12:57,641 --> 00:12:58,681 Breathe deeply. 136 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,720 Imagine that you are in the best place on earth. 137 00:13:08,359 --> 00:13:09,680 Seliger. 138 00:13:18,781 --> 00:13:21,880 Well, primate, did the glass music calm you down a little? 139 00:13:23,164 --> 00:13:24,171 Very beautiful. 140 00:13:25,969 --> 00:13:27,280 Please, can I sit down? 141 00:13:31,523 --> 00:13:35,920 Okay, sit down. But not for long, the police are about to arrive. 142 00:13:42,557 --> 00:13:44,000 I wonder how mom is doing? 143 00:13:47,188 --> 00:13:48,400 About the same as us. 144 00:13:54,351 --> 00:13:57,920 Violation of personal space. Stay away from her, primate. 145 00:13:58,508 --> 00:14:00,560 Or what? Will we be reset? 146 00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:08,480 Stop it, there is a special time for hugs. 147 00:14:16,109 --> 00:14:19,760 Salivation was recorded. Disturbance of public order. 148 00:14:20,141 --> 00:14:23,160 I count to three. One, two, three. 149 00:14:23,461 --> 00:14:26,920 I give you a second chance. One, two, three. 150 00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:31,680 Stop. Stop. Stop. 151 00:14:32,242 --> 00:14:38,760 Stop. Stop. Stop. 152 00:14:42,656 --> 00:14:44,720 - What's happened? - Larisa calmed down. 153 00:14:45,664 --> 00:14:47,440 - Well, great. - No, we have to run. 154 00:14:49,086 --> 00:14:52,400 Hello, I'm your personal assistant Larisa. 155 00:14:53,406 --> 00:14:54,414 What's wrong with her? 156 00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:57,680 It seems to have reverted back to basic settings. 157 00:14:58,539 --> 00:14:59,720 What's your name? 158 00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:01,415 My name is Ra... 159 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,680 Galya. 160 00:15:05,461 --> 00:15:07,040 Larisa, please open the door. 161 00:15:07,663 --> 00:15:09,560 Have a nice walk, Ragalya. 162 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,640 - Let me carry the little ones. - No need. I can handle it. 163 00:15:33,492 --> 00:15:37,560 And what, Lenusik, is this really all your reserves? 164 00:15:38,891 --> 00:15:41,280 So my monkey will fulfill your annual plan in a day. 165 00:15:43,117 --> 00:15:46,200 First, we carefully select future genes. 166 00:15:47,016 --> 00:15:51,240 And only one ejaculate out of a thousand can end up in this test tube. 167 00:15:53,227 --> 00:15:54,560 And secondly, I’m not Lenusik. 168 00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:56,920 Cattle for sale. 169 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:02,200 It's you who live in chocolate. Water, food, electricity. 170 00:16:02,757 --> 00:16:04,200 But we didn’t have anything like that. 171 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,280 A hundred years ago my grandfather said: 172 00:16:07,484 --> 00:16:09,880 “That’s it, I don’t want to live in a woman’s cage.” 173 00:16:09,905 --> 00:16:10,914 And he left. 174 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,680 We wandered around grocery stores, ate expired food, 175 00:16:15,031 --> 00:16:18,400 They drank from a puddle, washed in the rain, until the grandfather understood. 176 00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:21,800 You don’t need to go anywhere, you need to create your own settlement. 177 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,031 Just like Greta. 178 00:16:24,758 --> 00:16:27,680 And when my dad came to power, there were already about twenty of us. 179 00:16:28,179 --> 00:16:29,840 Garden, car. 180 00:16:30,617 --> 00:16:33,000 They began to breed indo-ducks and carp. 181 00:16:35,164 --> 00:16:37,600 And then my dad was killed by a cat. 182 00:16:39,492 --> 00:16:43,160 - What cat? - A forest cat, as big as a wolf. 183 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:46,520 In short, it's my time to rule. 184 00:16:47,727 --> 00:16:50,680 I wanted an even better life for my people. Understand? 185 00:16:51,297 --> 00:16:53,800 Five years ago Vera contacted me. She said: 186 00:16:54,101 --> 00:16:56,200 “You give us moonshine, we give you electricity.” Guess what? 187 00:16:56,422 --> 00:16:58,400 Moscow has electricity. Where have you seen this? 188 00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:01,720 In general, we lived wonderfully. 189 00:17:03,094 --> 00:17:04,880 We even started making out with Verka. 190 00:17:06,898 --> 00:17:10,160 But over time her flask began to whistle, 191 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:16,240 She began to beat me with a whip, tie me up, poke me with all sorts of things. 192 00:17:17,914 --> 00:17:19,360 And why did you have to endure this? 193 00:17:20,258 --> 00:17:24,920 Without electricity in Moscow in winter, we're all screwed, you know? 194 00:17:25,984 --> 00:17:31,840 Well? Well, should we light fires again? Tires? No. I was on her hook. 195 00:17:33,749 --> 00:17:36,040 So she ordered you to attack Two Hills? 196 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,000 Hold it, your hands will go numb. 197 00:18:05,477 --> 00:18:09,240 Virgo, virgin, I'm a Libra, everything is calm at the city hall. 198 00:18:10,234 --> 00:18:11,960 Accepted. I love you, friend. 199 00:18:18,148 --> 00:18:19,240 Mom dear. 200 00:18:22,609 --> 00:18:23,960 What are you doing, you idiot? 201 00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:28,440 We need to search her. Maybe she has a weapon. Until she woke up. 202 00:18:29,937 --> 00:18:33,000 I understand you very much, but I'm starting to sober up. 203 00:18:33,406 --> 00:18:34,960 The revolution is under threat. 204 00:18:36,219 --> 00:18:37,240 Don't go anywhere. 205 00:18:52,953 --> 00:18:55,080 - Ku-ku, la-la. - Chi-chi, ha-ha. 206 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:56,376 What the hell? 207 00:18:57,906 --> 00:18:58,907 Shut up. 208 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:03,600 Verochka, now you will go live and tell 209 00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:07,720 how she invited these young men to Two Hills. 210 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,517 Absorbed? 211 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,280 Fuck yeah. 212 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,160 Tomorrow you will go to a place 213 00:19:26,973 --> 00:19:30,640 in comparison with which Moscow will seem like an easy walk to you. 214 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,800 - I’m listening, Vera. - Klava, you were right. 215 00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:37,440 There can be no compromise with monkeys. 216 00:19:39,164 --> 00:19:40,165 What about the seed? 217 00:19:41,570 --> 00:19:42,680 We'll need more. 218 00:19:45,703 --> 00:19:49,080 And moose cheeks with onions. It's just a fairy tale. 219 00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:53,720 How do moose live without cheeks? 220 00:19:56,414 --> 00:20:00,440 They are growing new ones. Every winter. 221 00:20:07,242 --> 00:20:10,480 Something tells me they are in no hurry to say goodbye. 222 00:20:16,055 --> 00:20:17,880 - Get in quickly. - Mother! 223 00:20:18,562 --> 00:20:21,040 Where will we go from under the dome, fainting? 224 00:20:21,265 --> 00:20:24,040 If we get to 88, we can break it. 225 00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,200 Can your ratty machine squeeze out that much? 226 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,440 It will squeeze in my hands. 227 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:32,400 - What are you doing? - Where is grandma? 228 00:20:32,461 --> 00:20:34,080 - Kozhan is pugnacious. - Don't know. 229 00:20:34,672 --> 00:20:39,400 Asshole, my whole very unpleasant situation started because of you. 230 00:20:46,688 --> 00:20:47,695 Hera! 231 00:20:59,601 --> 00:21:00,920 What did you do? 232 00:21:01,265 --> 00:21:03,240 Calm your daughter down, otherwise I'll drop you both off. 233 00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:06,008 - I won’t go without him. Stop! - Glad, calm down. 234 00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:07,720 Take your hands off, the mouse is poked. 235 00:21:18,727 --> 00:21:19,840 We detained them, Vera. 236 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,181 What about the seed? 237 00:21:23,289 --> 00:21:26,280 Several test tubes were broken, but most survived. 238 00:21:37,242 --> 00:21:38,282 I washed myself. 239 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,760 Although it was still clean.