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Does Pozharskaya know about this?

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Yes, she's already there.

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He asks questions about what kind of barrels they were and who they were going to.

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Sashul, hello.

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I have a business proposal for you.

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We need you and your people to attack Two Hills.

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The virus walked across the planet, mowing down men,

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like rye on a golden field.

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The remaining misogynists fought in their death throes,

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smashing and raping everything around.

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Then poor Greta realized that her beloved Stockholm was doomed.

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Having gathered like-minded people, Gretochka went in search of a new refuge,

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suitable for peaceful living.

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For nine months they made their way through Europe, which was burning in chaos.

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Having reached the lands of Castile-La Mancha, the friends were completely exhausted.

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Thirst and hunger exhausted and dried them out.

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When death's friend in her disgusting pink robe had already stopped by

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into Greta's intelligent eyes, a miracle happened.

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Dawn came and a beautiful apple orchard spread out in front of our friends,

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who granted them salvation from starvation.

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And then Greta realized that she had to create her own cities.

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Green, blooming, not overpopulated, independent of the oil needle.

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Thus the first women's city of Manzanares was founded,

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and the apple became a sacred symbol of the entire matriarchy.

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But the miracles didn't end there.

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The next morning Greta gave birth to a boy. And she did not call him son,

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but father. The future father of all who will be born in the new world.

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This is how the first seed keeper was born.

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Let mother's day begin.

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Those who want to become mothers, please

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register to participate in the traditional lottery.

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No, this waiting is driving me crazy.

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May we have time for the holiday.

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You and I have already missed the production,

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and you still need to register in the lottery.

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Mom, this lottery is every year.

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It’s true, dear, with your attitude towards life you will never accumulate social benefits for childbirth.

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And the lottery is your only chance. You must make the most of it.

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Or do you not want to become a mother?

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Of course I do.

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Was I in a coma?

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What year is it now?

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Yes, the same one.

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You came to us 12 hours ago.

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Kira!

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Finally. Why is it taking so long?

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Well, Elena Zoevna, this is a serious operation.

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Kidney, spleen, everything needs to be replaced. Testicular cancer was also discovered.

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Well don't worry, we cut them off.

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And then they cured it and sewed it back.

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Well, great. Let's go, we're late.

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My beloved friends,

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I want to introduce you to the sponsor of our today's holiday. "Ball Bank"

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And now just “Ball”.

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Just "Ball".

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Unlucky in the lottery?

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Not enough social credits for fertilization?

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Take Mamotek on favorable terms.

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For high school students we have a reduced percentage,

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only half a percent.

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Just half a percent? It sounds somehow implausible.

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I could swear on an apple.

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Please.

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I swear.

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You see everything for yourself, friends. This is a really low percentage.

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Now let's have fun.

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So, I ran, and you go register, otherwise you won’t have time.

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Vera Nadezhdovna!

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Vera Nadezhdovna, why didn’t you tell your friends?

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that they tried to bring alcohol into the city? And not a word in the news.

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Elena Zoevna, well, have a conscience.

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Today is such a bright holiday.

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Tomorrow we will begin a biased investigation.

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And we’ll also consider your primate’s escape attempt.

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Don't worry.

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Let's stop thinking about politics today, at least for a day.

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Well, for those who do not have enough social points, the only opportunity to get pregnant is

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it's winning the lottery.

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Well, yes, there are no other options.

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Do you really want to become a mother?

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Everyone wants it. This is the great purpose of every friend.

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Well, also social status, points and privileges.

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I'll steal it, take it, show Moscow.

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Take that, you dirty primate.

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How angry I am. Come here!

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Go. That's what you are. Here's what it is.

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Is this like me?

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No, this is an old tradition.

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They're just joking. Shall we go?

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Kir, forgive me.

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Come on.

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I was so rude to you.

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There's just been so much going on lately.

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Mostly me.

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Friends, we invite you to the “Strong Woman” attraction.

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Friend, would you like to measure the strength of your pelvic muscles?

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Hello. Glad, what are you doing? Let's go.

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Let's move on, there's so much more interesting stuff there.

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh, what a sneak you are.

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Oh, I'm drunk now.

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Get out!

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Maybe it's the primates who deliver alcohol to the city? But to whom?

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Len, well, I asked.

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Let's go take part in umbilical cord tugging.

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Vera Nadezhdovna, well, we are no longer 40-year-old girls.

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Let's go.

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Gera, have you tried oatmeal jelly?

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This year it's just purple.

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Let's go look for grandma.

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Really fun.

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So let's go and take part in some more competitions?

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With pleasure.

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Push! Push! Breathe.

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Push one more time. Push!

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Well done.

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This is how people gave birth literally 100 years ago.

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But now, thanks to modern technology, childbirth is a pleasure.

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Here you are, girls, when you reach 40,000 social points,

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you can become mothers.

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I'll complain.

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This is disgusting.

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It's all natural, idiot. It's disgusting to milk the guardians.

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Oh, girls, come in, come in quickly, before my shop is closed.

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Fast. And you and I will chat.

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You've already seen everything there.

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Did you want to run away yesterday?

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I'm putting you in danger.

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Are you stupid? Don't you see that this world is not real?

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Shit under the dome.

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Only you and the Rada can change everything.

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How?

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By your example. To fuck, to give birth to children.

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Johnny, you are the best, punish me.

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Ugh, this is some kind of torture.

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And I think she likes it.

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Tougher. Harder, Johnny.

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Why is she yelling like that then?

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- Take me. Take me, Johnny. - Listen, treat this as a story.

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This is how humanity used to continue its race.

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Some kind of nonsense. Let's go.

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More.

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More.

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Category "Nicknames and Nicknames".

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What was the name of a child who had problems with bowel movements in the Oil Age?

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Asshole.

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Wrong.

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Tough.

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Right.

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Eh, Lyuba, Lyuba, Lyuba,

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Lyuba, I have to give birth,

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This spring

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Give birth to me again!

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I'll get social points,

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You will gain social points,

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I'm a good mom

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You are a good mom!

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So, either save for half your life or win the lottery, right?

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Is there no other way to get pregnant?

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Yes, and this method is so-so. I have been participating in this lottery for eight years now.

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Isn’t it possible to use the natural method, as Mother Nature bequeathed?

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Don't vulgarize Mother Nature.

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Your primitive method is terrible. I saw.

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But it's fast and free.

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Well, not necessarily fast. And in general, why is sex so terrible?

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It’s much worse to get pregnant from some unknown guy.

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Guardian of the seed.

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Category "Workdays".

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Where did they send the child if the mother wanted to go to work?

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To the orphanage.

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Wrong.

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Kindergarten.

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Well, that's what I said.

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Friends, don't worry.

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Yes, we're not competing.

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Why should we darken such a bright holiday?

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Let's stay in the same category.

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You get a mole in the bag.

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I didn't write this song alone. She helped me...

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Thank you, it was an interesting experience, although in my opinion

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The intro is a bit long.

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My mother's name is Eva! Well, who is the second parent?

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Your guardian parent, My guardian parent,

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Our guardian parent, planet savior!

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Hera, can you impregnate me?

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Well, as Mother Nature bequeathed.

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Well, why?

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There is almost no chance of winning this lottery, and working as a teacher,

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You can't accumulate points.

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Why are you looking at me like that?

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Do you mind?

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Should I? You are not my property. Do whatever you want.

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Please.

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Fine.

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Friends, we have a quiz winner. And this...

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positive.

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We had a lot of fun.

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Well, congratulations on your victory.

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7:4.

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Friend, why did you count? We don't compete. Positivity won.

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Let's check who is the best mother in practice, not in theory.

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The lottery will begin now.

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Don't give a damn, take the baby doll.

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Friends, very soon we will find out the name of the happy owner of the seed.

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Hera!

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I'm glad, I see that it's unpleasant for you.

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Just say you're against it.

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Hera, this is your seed, give it to whomever you want.

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Okay, I'll go try the oatmeal jelly.

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Look what our future baby will look like. Purple, right?

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Actually, as your friend, I have to report that you are acting outside the rules.

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Radochka, please. Well, don't be like me.

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OK.

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So, expectant mothers, here we go.

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Friends, we are about to find out the name of the winner.

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And by the way, I know whose moonshine this is.

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- AND? - My.

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But you can’t prove shit, you idiot.

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And she becomes a mother...

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And she becomes a mother...

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Rada Pozharskaya!

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Sorry. God. I'm so...

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Maintain social distance.

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I'm so happy for you.

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If now was the time for hugs, I would squeeze you like this right now.

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Elena Zoevna, what are you doing? Give your daughter the sling.

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This is your future child. You will soon become a mother.

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Congratulations.

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Let's go.

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Where?

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Making a baby. I want to give birth to my friend on the same day.

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Let's go, let's go. I live nearby.

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I want to say thank you to my family,

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mother, grandmother.

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I thank August.

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Thank you for trying for me.

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I watched the training video five times in Zoya’s tent,

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so I know roughly what needs to be done.

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John, you're like my cousin

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I just have to check out my new tattoo.

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Brother, remember our vacation on Lake Michigan.

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Listen.

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Sorry.

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Well, it seems like I haven’t forgotten anyone.

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"Ball Bank"

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Just "Ball".

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Sorry, I don't want to give birth right now.

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Touch me when all the stars...

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Gerdos, thanks for the invitation.

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What? No.

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Let her go!

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Dear ladies, this is a raid.

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The city becomes our property.

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Well? Hello bitches.

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Let my daughter go. Do you hear? Let go!

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Let go!

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Let's take this beauty too.

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Let me in!

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- Don't touch me! - Mother!

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Don't touch me, primate. Glad!

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- Mother! - Glad! Let me go!

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Baron, what is this?

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Now.

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Vera, where are the promised goodies?

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Sasha, I was thinking, you know so much.

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We need to shut you up somehow.

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Hands up!

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This is a setup.