1 00:00:25,621 --> 00:00:26,840 Good morning, Rada! 2 00:00:28,050 --> 00:00:29,600 Five more minutes. 3 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,280 Sorry, friend, but otherwise you'll be late. 4 00:00:37,441 --> 00:00:38,920 Yes, I get up, I get up. 5 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,600 Wonderful! A wonderful day is ahead! 6 00:00:41,918 --> 00:00:43,160 How do you know? 7 00:00:43,605 --> 00:00:46,440 While you were sleeping, I checked your body. 8 00:00:46,996 --> 00:00:51,120 All indicators are normal, and vitamin D is even a little in excess. 9 00:00:51,488 --> 00:00:53,400 Therefore you should be happy. 10 00:00:55,043 --> 00:00:57,040 Well then... Yoo-hoo! 11 00:00:57,363 --> 00:00:58,560 Grandma is calling you. 12 00:00:59,605 --> 00:01:00,645 Autoresponder. 13 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,236 Happy birthday, berry! 14 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,520 I know your generation no longer considers this a holiday, but I don’t care. 15 00:01:05,839 --> 00:01:08,880 Fifty years is a serious date. The beginning of adult life. 16 00:01:09,253 --> 00:01:11,520 Call me back. In general, I love you. 17 00:01:13,253 --> 00:01:15,760 Larisa, prepare broccoli and lentil balls. 18 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,960 Great choice! What kind of coffee will you be? 19 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,560 Let's have an express espresso. We need to cheer up. 20 00:01:32,488 --> 00:01:33,488 Strong. 21 00:01:33,941 --> 00:01:35,360 Breakfast is ready, friend. 22 00:01:40,582 --> 00:01:43,640 Oops, the printer is out of green dye! 23 00:01:43,972 --> 00:01:44,996 I guessed it. 24 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,680 Glad you use sarcasm too much. 25 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,480 This is oral aggression. Should I make an appointment with a psychologist? 26 00:01:50,605 --> 00:01:51,636 Record yourself. 27 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,800 You're booked for Tuesday at nine in the morning. 28 00:01:54,808 --> 00:01:57,680 Larisa, prepare a casual linen dress. 29 00:01:57,832 --> 00:02:02,436 After preparing food, it is better to wait ten minutes, otherwise the clothes will smell. 30 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,480 I know. There is no time. Turn on the screen. 31 00:02:09,019 --> 00:02:15,080 Dignity, confidence, uncompromising results. 32 00:02:16,097 --> 00:02:19,480 “Lily of the Valley 6S” – conquer the pinnacle of pleasure. 33 00:02:20,082 --> 00:02:22,040 Order now on AliExpress. 34 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:25,360 Delivery is six seconds, but pleasure lasts forever. 35 00:02:27,058 --> 00:02:30,636 Famous artist and activist Zoya Pozharskaya 36 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,560 holds another campaign in support of men. 37 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,640 Sex should be with a man. 38 00:02:40,136 --> 00:02:44,160 The police don't interfere, because everyone can have their own opinion. 39 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:49,320 It’s not for nothing that Mother Russia is far ahead of all countries on the democracy index. 40 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:51,920 Your dress is ready. 41 00:03:17,332 --> 00:03:18,640 - Hello, Rada. - Hello. 42 00:03:20,535 --> 00:03:22,495 We are at home today 43 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,040 Tomorrow - also at home 44 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,680 The day after tomorrow - at home 45 00:03:29,786 --> 00:03:31,786 The day after tomorrow - also at home... 46 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,120 Hello friend. 47 00:03:36,205 --> 00:03:37,205 Hello Iya! 48 00:03:37,839 --> 00:03:40,240 Have you seen the new Lily of the Valley 6S? This is something. 49 00:03:40,472 --> 00:03:41,920 Yes, very stylish. 50 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,200 I have to save and save for one like this. 51 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:48,200 Maybe we can buy one for two? A week for you, a week for me. 52 00:03:48,636 --> 00:03:49,636 And I! 53 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:50,960 Mom is calling you. 54 00:03:51,918 --> 00:03:52,958 Autoresponder. 55 00:03:53,769 --> 00:03:55,956 You can't forward a call from a person 56 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,880 with a social status higher than yours. 57 00:03:59,175 --> 00:04:01,360 Are you awake? Are you late? 58 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,040 Mom, I'm already fifty. Maybe that's enough? 59 00:04:04,988 --> 00:04:07,120 The daughter of the Mother of Two Hills will be on the excursion. 60 00:04:07,636 --> 00:04:10,280 So no oral aggression. Remember, you are a teacher. 61 00:04:10,949 --> 00:04:14,276 If everything goes well, you will be hired at the mayor's office for an internship. I've agreed. 62 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,320 Yes? Have you agreed with me, friend? Do I need it? 63 00:04:18,277 --> 00:04:21,800 I am your mother first and your friend second. 64 00:04:23,082 --> 00:04:27,120 Mom, I think this is not mine. 65 00:04:27,394 --> 00:04:30,760 It's too early for you to think. For now I'm answering for you. And don't forget the whistle. 66 00:04:30,933 --> 00:04:32,080 Moscow is full of primates. 67 00:04:33,496 --> 00:04:35,080 Don't you want to work at the mayor's office? 68 00:04:35,519 --> 00:04:37,600 I don't know what I want at all. 69 00:04:38,222 --> 00:04:40,200 Rakushechka has a new song out now. 70 00:04:40,418 --> 00:04:43,400 Listen. It’s just about the crisis of adolescence. 71 00:04:46,621 --> 00:04:48,276 What are you doing? You need to sort. 72 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,360 I don't have time. I'm late. 73 00:04:50,686 --> 00:04:51,920 Are we violating again, friend? 74 00:04:53,016 --> 00:04:55,120 Fine: five social points. 75 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:58,000 I told you so. 76 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,172 Did she tell you? 77 00:05:02,546 --> 00:05:03,546 Well done! 78 00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:05,960 Bonus for being conscientious. 79 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:10,320 Have a nice day, friends. I love you. 80 00:05:11,452 --> 00:05:12,452 Are you offended? 81 00:05:12,639 --> 00:05:13,960 Yes, I have no time to be offended. 82 00:05:15,116 --> 00:05:16,440 To Greta Thunberg Square. 83 00:05:16,639 --> 00:05:17,680 Two social points. 84 00:05:18,335 --> 00:05:19,960 That's all for now. I love you, friend. 85 00:05:20,413 --> 00:05:21,453 Love you. 86 00:05:42,313 --> 00:05:44,640 Hello, Rada Elenovna. 87 00:05:45,087 --> 00:05:47,800 Sorry, I'm a little late. 88 00:05:47,985 --> 00:05:53,040 To be more precise - by 19 minutes 48 seconds. Is this a little? Don't think. 89 00:05:53,180 --> 00:05:54,440 They forgot to ask you. 90 00:06:30,321 --> 00:06:34,640 Friends, before the excursion we must watch a historical film. 91 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,360 Rada Elenovna, doesn’t it hurt? 92 00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:38,680 This ditch again? 93 00:06:39,141 --> 00:06:40,520 This is our story. 94 00:06:41,454 --> 00:06:43,160 Larisa, turn on the screen. 95 00:06:52,782 --> 00:06:56,160 Historical film for students in grades 10–14. 96 00:06:56,540 --> 00:06:59,760 Since ancient times, a patriarchal system has been established on Earth. 97 00:07:00,094 --> 00:07:04,200 And where men rule, only lust, selfishness and violence reign. 98 00:07:04,571 --> 00:07:06,840 Time passed. But nothing changed. 99 00:07:07,368 --> 00:07:09,440 Only the methods of killing changed. 100 00:07:10,087 --> 00:07:13,400 They became more and more cruel and sophisticated. 101 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:17,400 World leaders were so capricious and complex 102 00:07:17,668 --> 00:07:20,240 that they started conflicts over every little thing! 103 00:07:20,629 --> 00:07:24,240 For example, due to uncomfortable shoes or a bad haircut. 104 00:07:24,437 --> 00:07:26,960 Males loved to oppress our girlfriends. 105 00:07:27,296 --> 00:07:30,836 We were used as furniture, made to look 106 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,600 according to your perverted tastes. 107 00:07:34,526 --> 00:07:39,560 By the end of patriarchy, planet Earth was in a depressing state. 108 00:07:40,565 --> 00:07:43,440 All the juices have been squeezed out of Mother Earth. 109 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:47,036 But this couldn't go on forever. 110 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:51,316 It all started in April 2030 during the conflict between the United States 111 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:52,480 and North Korea. 112 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,800 Scientists from Pyongyang have created a virus designed to destroy 113 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,760 all men in the US Army. 114 00:07:57,871 --> 00:07:59,711 As often happens, the virus has mutated. 115 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:04,640 And in a few years he destroyed almost 99 percent of the male population. 116 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:09,320 Later, scientists from the Stary Oskol Institute find out that the surviving men 117 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,160 I had mumps as a child. 118 00:08:11,363 --> 00:08:14,920 The world plunged into an abyss of tears and depression. 119 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:20,160 Having been widowed, the female part of the Earth did not grieve for long. 120 00:08:20,394 --> 00:08:25,560 After all, they had to create a new, better world without disease, hunger and war. 121 00:08:25,996 --> 00:08:28,640 To begin with, we left toxic cities. 122 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:32,040 And they moved to small eco-towns in the lap of nature. 123 00:08:32,363 --> 00:08:37,480 Why explore space when only three percent of the world's oceans are explored? 124 00:08:38,043 --> 00:08:42,000 All efforts were devoted to medicine, science and ecology. 125 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:46,400 Average life expectancy has increased to 150 years. 126 00:08:46,666 --> 00:08:49,400 We banned zoos and pets. 127 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:51,920 The reservoirs were filled with fish, and the forests with game. 128 00:08:52,158 --> 00:08:54,680 We have succeeded in stopping global warming. 129 00:08:56,361 --> 00:09:00,040 But, unfortunately, not everyone was comfortable in an ideal world. 130 00:09:01,127 --> 00:09:04,985 The surviving men went to eke out a miserable existence 131 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:09,520 on the remains of a former civilization, where the next 100 years degraded, 132 00:09:09,861 --> 00:09:12,760 descending to the level of primates. 133 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:24,800 Due to the consequences of the virus, boys have practically ceased to be born in the world. 134 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,539 Maybe it's a genomic error. 135 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:31,600 Or Mother Earth herself fears for her safety. Who knows? 136 00:09:32,134 --> 00:09:34,160 The film was shot with the support of the Maternity Corporation. 137 00:09:34,588 --> 00:09:37,320 Well? Does anyone have questions? 138 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,640 And I heard that savages still have boys. 139 00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:43,280 This is a mutation due to a virus. 140 00:09:43,978 --> 00:09:45,280 And they don't live long. 141 00:09:45,884 --> 00:09:46,924 Thirty years old. 142 00:09:47,009 --> 00:09:50,449 Is it true that primates have forgotten how to speak and walk on all fours? 143 00:10:00,713 --> 00:10:01,713 Cat. 144 00:10:04,502 --> 00:10:05,680 What the fuck is a cat? 145 00:10:06,955 --> 00:10:07,955 Who then? 146 00:10:10,681 --> 00:10:11,681 Crocodile. 147 00:10:12,908 --> 00:10:14,240 Is he growling? 148 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,120 Did I see it or what? 149 00:10:17,173 --> 00:10:18,560 I've never been to the sea. 150 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,800 Why are you growling then, you idiot? 151 00:10:23,986 --> 00:10:25,240 Cats, by the way, growl. 152 00:10:25,877 --> 00:10:27,400 Do you know what kind of cat your grandmother had? 153 00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:33,560 When you come home this late at night, he looks at you and growls, you bastard! 154 00:10:34,095 --> 00:10:37,480 No, well, tell me, why the hell do you need a power cable from the hard drive? 155 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:40,880 Well, you don't know what it is. 156 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,240 But I know that you need it. 157 00:10:43,603 --> 00:10:45,480 And they brought me this crap all the way from near Chelyabinsk! 158 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:48,400 Therefore, a canister of moonshine. 159 00:10:50,252 --> 00:10:51,252 Expensive. 160 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:54,270 We need to think about it. 161 00:10:54,455 --> 00:10:55,455 Think about it. 162 00:11:00,955 --> 00:11:01,955 What is this? 163 00:11:02,658 --> 00:11:04,920 Oh, no, no, I won’t change for that! 164 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,080 This is a wolf repeller. He saved my life three times. 165 00:11:08,908 --> 00:11:11,000 Give it to me, eh! And I tell you that crap! 166 00:11:13,744 --> 00:11:14,744 And a poster. 167 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:21,200 I'm tearing it from my heart. 168 00:11:26,259 --> 00:11:27,259 You'll jerk off. 169 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:21,040 Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! 170 00:12:49,387 --> 00:12:53,040 Well, wish me luck, beauty! 171 00:13:10,918 --> 00:13:11,918 Grandfather! 172 00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:17,720 I fixed the computer. 173 00:13:24,207 --> 00:13:27,120 I haven't seen my desktop for half a century. 174 00:13:28,832 --> 00:13:31,120 This is where my whole life is. 175 00:13:35,988 --> 00:13:39,960 Do you see? There's a game. It's called The Witcher. 176 00:13:40,816 --> 00:13:43,040 I named you Hero after the main character. 177 00:13:44,238 --> 00:13:47,040 Geralt of Rivia. 178 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:52,160 Cool, cool! Grandfather, there is some porn, huh? 179 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,800 Not really. Where? There is a kinchik left. 180 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,520 Ah, the infection! 181 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,240 The file is damaged. 182 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,019 Good luck. Yeah. 183 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,318 Max! Come on, get out of there, you fool! 184 00:14:25,402 --> 00:14:27,400 Is this what love is? 185 00:14:27,683 --> 00:14:29,400 Yes, Hera, the real one. 186 00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:33,596 Lavrov, you are an idiot! 187 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,000 How he's busting his ass for her! 188 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,440 Vic, marry me. 189 00:14:37,738 --> 00:14:42,520 And what? I would jump off a bridge for this one too. 190 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,320 Don't worry, grandson. 191 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,080 Someday you too will meet the one. 192 00:14:50,308 --> 00:14:51,360 Where? In Moscow? 193 00:14:53,629 --> 00:14:54,629 Gerych! 194 00:14:54,855 --> 00:14:55,855 Cut it out. 195 00:15:01,449 --> 00:15:02,760 Did you fix your computer? 196 00:15:03,574 --> 00:15:05,640 - Is there porn? - Yes, horseradish swam there! 197 00:15:06,019 --> 00:15:07,160 The motherboard doesn't work. 198 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,000 Gerdos, get the cans. Sam ends. 199 00:15:11,238 --> 00:15:12,320 Yeah, now. 200 00:15:24,855 --> 00:15:28,000 Oh, it's a pity, there is no Internet! 201 00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:32,760 Is the Internet really that cool? 202 00:15:34,613 --> 00:15:37,480 Yes, it's better than your whole life. 203 00:15:46,176 --> 00:15:49,280 Why did people live in such huge houses? This is inconvenient. 204 00:15:49,746 --> 00:15:54,640 There is a theory that primates paid excessive attention to the size of their penis. 205 00:15:54,785 --> 00:15:58,680 And if he was small, they compensated for this with gigantism. 206 00:15:59,269 --> 00:16:06,269 For example, they bought huge cars, yachts, and built skyscrapers. 207 00:16:11,987 --> 00:16:14,880 How many small penises there were in this city! 208 00:16:15,346 --> 00:16:16,720 It's so primitive! 209 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,760 That's why we call them primates. 210 00:16:25,182 --> 00:16:29,120 Well, now let's go see them in their natural habitat. 211 00:16:46,836 --> 00:16:52,160 Where? Don't you see, or what? For the Baron - with fly agarics. His favorite. 212 00:17:05,071 --> 00:17:07,101 On his way. The Baron is on his way. 213 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,080 - The Baron is coming. - Yes. 214 00:17:22,035 --> 00:17:26,035 Smoke from menthol cigarettes 215 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,720 A drunken stupor shakes... 216 00:17:31,254 --> 00:17:32,400 Baron, how did you get it? 217 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,520 You look into the eyes of another, 218 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:45,000 who caresses you 219 00:17:46,782 --> 00:17:51,782 And I found another one 220 00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:57,194 Although I don’t love you, I kiss you... 221 00:18:06,216 --> 00:18:08,400 Thank you. Well done! 222 00:18:11,692 --> 00:18:12,692 Brothers! 223 00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:15,280 Baron! 224 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:16,960 And sisters! 225 00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:22,240 A long time ago, women decided to destroy the male race with the help of a virus. 226 00:18:28,903 --> 00:18:33,160 The survivors fell into slavery and became livestock. 227 00:18:36,911 --> 00:18:42,040 But on this great day 100 years ago, my grandfather was the first to escape from this prison. 228 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,840 Taking with him a couple of heifers for breeding. 229 00:18:52,378 --> 00:18:55,640 Soon other free followers joined them. 230 00:18:55,870 --> 00:18:59,400 And together they created an ideal world. 231 00:19:13,159 --> 00:19:14,200 Soryamba. 232 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:23,320 Let's drink to our new world without prohibitions and rules. 233 00:19:24,143 --> 00:19:25,600 Without trial or law. 234 00:19:25,823 --> 00:19:28,000 Happy Independence Day, brothers. 235 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,440 And no one will encroach on our sovereignty. 236 00:19:35,245 --> 00:19:36,245 Baron! 237 00:19:37,159 --> 00:19:38,560 What was this word? 238 00:19:40,128 --> 00:19:41,320 Sovereignty. 239 00:19:42,729 --> 00:19:44,520 Sovereignty is independence. 240 00:19:44,698 --> 00:19:45,960 And before that? 241 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,796 Encroach. To encroach is to try to take away. 242 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,160 “Try to take it away.” 243 00:19:52,331 --> 00:19:55,040 - What? - That's it, don't try! 244 00:19:56,174 --> 00:19:57,520 But that's not all. 245 00:19:57,674 --> 00:20:01,400 We spent three days clearing out the ruins of the confectionery factory. 246 00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:03,880 We fought off wolves twice. 247 00:20:04,659 --> 00:20:06,040 Red was killed. 248 00:20:06,198 --> 00:20:07,240 I feel sorry for Red. 249 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,120 Yes. Mechno was filled with halva. 250 00:20:10,307 --> 00:20:11,400 "Mechno"? 251 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,720 My brother! 252 00:20:15,307 --> 00:20:17,920 Yes, your brother. 253 00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:22,680 But they did not die in vain. 254 00:20:24,854 --> 00:20:26,080 Let's sweeten their souls. 255 00:20:32,776 --> 00:20:33,776 Hera! 256 00:20:47,495 --> 00:20:48,960 Kill the goose for me. 257 00:20:50,159 --> 00:20:52,320 I want Peking duck for dinner. 258 00:20:58,995 --> 00:21:00,240 Check out the shoe. 259 00:21:01,354 --> 00:21:02,400 I found a new one. 260 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:04,846 Crocodile. 261 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,280 What purple! So much dirt! 262 00:21:20,921 --> 00:21:25,120 Yes, friends! We don't leave the bus. We do not leave the force field. 263 00:21:25,405 --> 00:21:27,640 Primates are dangerous and wild creatures. 264 00:21:28,249 --> 00:21:29,249 And where are they? 265 00:21:29,561 --> 00:21:32,400 They live there. Deeper. We can't get there. 266 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:38,040 But sometimes they come out here in search of food or to soak up the sun. 267 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,800 Let's come over ourselves. 268 00:21:40,327 --> 00:21:41,520 No. It's dangerous. 269 00:21:41,889 --> 00:21:43,120 Well please. 270 00:21:43,749 --> 00:21:46,160 Sweetie, rules are made to be followed. 271 00:21:46,483 --> 00:21:49,640 By the way, this is included in the new Two Hills constitution. 272 00:21:49,858 --> 00:21:52,360 It's not just that your mother constantly improves it. 273 00:21:52,913 --> 00:21:55,600 Clear. A dump, not an excursion. 274 00:21:55,764 --> 00:21:57,360 Mila, what kind of primate vocabulary is this? 275 00:21:57,827 --> 00:22:01,640 Rada Elenovna, we thought you were the most purple teacher. 276 00:22:01,897 --> 00:22:03,960 We paid 20 social points for this excursion. 277 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,120 I think you owe it to us to show us the primates. 278 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:09,240 It's too early for you to think. I am responsible for you. 279 00:22:18,889 --> 00:22:22,680 Okay, just not a step away from me. 280 00:22:30,022 --> 00:22:31,760 Excellent shoes, Baron! 281 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,880 - Crocodile? - Yes. 282 00:22:34,241 --> 00:22:37,160 Oh, at least someone understands fashion! 283 00:22:37,999 --> 00:22:39,200 Well then! Pass it on. 284 00:22:43,546 --> 00:22:45,400 Yes, that's it. Not a step further. 285 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:52,760 Ku-ku, la-la, chi-chi, ha-ha! 286 00:22:56,148 --> 00:22:58,840 You've become completely bolder, drum skins! 287 00:23:00,148 --> 00:23:02,480 For them, we are like monkeys in a zoo. 288 00:23:03,086 --> 00:23:04,086 Savages? 289 00:23:04,742 --> 00:23:07,320 Primates. Well, are we going back? 290 00:23:07,633 --> 00:23:08,633 One more minute. 291 00:23:10,094 --> 00:23:13,440 Baron, now I'll show them who the monkey is here. 292 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:29,720 What a funny primate! Penis shows. 293 00:23:31,188 --> 00:23:32,840 This is what I understand! Excursion. 294 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,480 This is how he greets us. I'll answer him now. 295 00:23:41,031 --> 00:23:42,960 That's it, no need to provoke them. 296 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,080 Let's go back. Let's. To the bus. 297 00:23:57,326 --> 00:23:58,326 Where's Mila? 298 00:24:03,459 --> 00:24:05,080 Mila, quickly get on the bus. 299 00:24:05,303 --> 00:24:09,120 Look what a wonderful creature! What is this, chicken? 300 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:12,600 It seems like it's a bust. 301 00:24:13,810 --> 00:24:14,810 Or a goose. 302 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,760 Don't come closer, otherwise I'll whistle. 303 00:24:20,185 --> 00:24:23,796 - What are you doing here? - Gerdos, why are you squealing? Did the goose bite? 304 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,080 Let's hide. Quicker. 305 00:25:19,694 --> 00:25:20,694 Thank you. 306 00:25:22,584 --> 00:25:26,400 Don't worry, grandson. Someday you too will meet the one. 307 00:25:53,483 --> 00:25:54,960 Ladies, have a seat. 308 00:25:56,780 --> 00:25:59,120 Yes, it’s a shame to even sit on such an ass! 309 00:25:59,303 --> 00:26:00,360 Don't touch me. 310 00:26:01,952 --> 00:26:02,992 With character. 311 00:26:03,272 --> 00:26:04,920 Guys, why do you need these problems, huh? 312 00:26:05,811 --> 00:26:06,840 They will be looking for them. 313 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:10,640 Was anyone here? I didn't see anyone. 314 00:26:13,998 --> 00:26:16,960 Gerdos, what are you harnessing for them? Do you want to plant? 315 00:26:19,834 --> 00:26:22,360 Yes. And what? Two at once. 316 00:26:23,279 --> 00:26:25,080 And what? I've never had anything like this. 317 00:26:25,936 --> 00:26:27,520 You've never had it with one either. 318 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,800 Hera, you know our rules. 319 00:26:38,748 --> 00:26:39,920 And I'm ready for the fight. 320 00:26:44,209 --> 00:26:46,920 Is anyone else claiming them? 321 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,880 I. 322 00:26:54,498 --> 00:26:56,720 Edik, where am I going? You already have two wives. 323 00:26:57,163 --> 00:27:00,200 Have you seen them? Three teeth for two. 324 00:27:10,077 --> 00:27:12,200 Give the boy a chance. Let him strike first. 325 00:27:29,327 --> 00:27:32,320 Powerful. Like slapping on the toilet! 326 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,120 Is it like I’m a toilet? 327 00:27:46,923 --> 00:27:48,516 It took off great! 328 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,680 Well? Are you warming up? Let's hit. 329 00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:11,120 What have you done, you bastard? 330 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,960 Baron, Baron! 331 00:28:15,170 --> 00:28:16,170 Run. 332 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:30,080 Where are you going? 333 00:28:33,416 --> 00:28:34,680 We sat happily. 334 00:28:41,799 --> 00:28:42,799 Fast. 335 00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:58,200 - Grandfather! - What's happened? 336 00:28:58,533 --> 00:28:59,600 They want to kill me. 337 00:29:02,830 --> 00:29:03,830 Where is Hera? 338 00:29:03,955 --> 00:29:06,080 He jumped out the window. What happened? 339 00:29:06,924 --> 00:29:07,960 Behind him. 340 00:29:15,752 --> 00:29:17,280 Take the stairs, idiots! 341 00:29:17,416 --> 00:29:20,080 And moonshine? The baron said: “Delivery in the evening.” 342 00:29:20,596 --> 00:29:22,000 Those two barrels over there. 343 00:29:24,450 --> 00:29:25,640 Take the barrels. 344 00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:55,160 Are you crazy? There is less and less plastic every day. 345 00:30:02,266 --> 00:30:03,480 Think about tomorrow. 346 00:30:08,969 --> 00:30:10,280 Somehow he doesn't stop. 347 00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:13,960 Don't piss! Now it will break. 348 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,040 Why did we stop? 349 00:30:24,399 --> 00:30:28,440 Dear Seed Guardian, The car needs a battery replacement. 350 00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:37,520 I will speak. 351 00:30:45,133 --> 00:30:47,480 Stop. Or I'll whistle. 352 00:30:47,860 --> 00:30:49,680 We are... Technical Service. 353 00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:52,080 The batteries have been delivered. 354 00:31:05,368 --> 00:31:07,120 This is the first time I’ve seen a primate so close! 355 00:31:08,055 --> 00:31:10,280 What, do you want to take a closer look? 356 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,320 Larisa, the batteries are installed. 357 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,920 Thank you, technical service. 358 00:31:25,665 --> 00:31:27,120 Are you opening your mouth, fat? 359 00:31:28,798 --> 00:31:29,880 I couldn't help myself. 360 00:31:30,798 --> 00:31:31,880 Cool chick! 361 00:31:35,235 --> 00:31:37,880 Humor lesson number five. Pun. 362 00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:44,760 Basics. For example, I will have a fruit drink made from berries, and you will have a drink made from berries. 363 00:31:47,298 --> 00:31:48,298 "Morse." 364 00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:54,240 Stop, otherwise I'll whistle. 365 00:31:55,491 --> 00:31:58,240 No, please. I won't do anything to you. 366 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,720 Of course you won't. I have a whistle. 367 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,120 Who are you? And what are you doing in the battery? 368 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,960 I checked the functionality from the inside. 369 00:32:09,252 --> 00:32:11,240 Listen, is it possible to get out of here? 370 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:15,040 Yes. Larisa, open the door. 371 00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:19,400 Travel speed is 90 kilometers per hour. 372 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,760 Can you stop the car? 373 00:32:28,127 --> 00:32:31,560 She's on autopilot. But near the city we will go slower. 374 00:32:32,072 --> 00:32:33,072 OK. 375 00:32:34,510 --> 00:32:35,510 Let's wait. 376 00:32:35,682 --> 00:32:37,080 Larisa, close the door. 377 00:32:58,076 --> 00:32:59,160 What are you drinking? 378 00:33:03,076 --> 00:33:04,076 Moonshine. 379 00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:07,060 What is this? 380 00:33:08,974 --> 00:33:10,160 And this is such a drink. 381 00:33:11,177 --> 00:33:14,160 It makes you feel warm from the inside. 382 00:33:17,591 --> 00:33:18,680 Pour it for me. 383 00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:39,640 What an abomination! 384 00:33:50,255 --> 00:33:52,200 Fifty years old, and you act like a child. 385 00:33:54,013 --> 00:33:55,200 If they reset it, you'll know. 386 00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:59,320 - Do you remember Katya Belko? - Mom, what does she have to do with it? 387 00:34:00,685 --> 00:34:03,480 And despite the fact that you have one foot on this path, my dear! 388 00:34:03,662 --> 00:34:06,480 Conflict. Participants: Rada and Elena. 389 00:34:06,685 --> 00:34:08,600 The likelihood of violence is three percent. 390 00:34:08,779 --> 00:34:11,236 No security call required. 391 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,440 At least shut up. 392 00:34:13,693 --> 00:34:15,520 - Hi all. - Hello, grandma. 393 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,000 Do you already know what she threw away? 394 00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:22,000 Daughter, men and women have always been drawn to each other. 395 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,360 And you talk about it so calmly? 396 00:34:26,326 --> 00:34:29,440 Yes, they could be killed, kidnapped, raped. 397 00:34:29,787 --> 00:34:31,156 Mom, you got the order mixed up. 398 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,840 There, first kidnap, then rape. 399 00:34:34,501 --> 00:34:35,920 And then... Okay. 400 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,040 Is it funny to you? 401 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,000 And then the Mother of the City calls me to the sofa. 402 00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:42,480 Where do you get gas for these idiotic stocks? 403 00:34:42,883 --> 00:34:43,883 Echo of war. 404 00:34:44,891 --> 00:34:46,000 And this one is funny. 405 00:34:46,962 --> 00:34:48,080 It's all your influence. 406 00:34:48,305 --> 00:34:49,360 Mom, that's enough. 407 00:34:49,805 --> 00:34:54,160 Maybe it was worth influencing yourself, rather than sitting around wearing clothes in offices? 408 00:34:54,563 --> 00:34:57,080 The participants in the conflict are Zoya and Elena. 409 00:34:57,212 --> 00:34:59,440 The probability of violence is 20 percent. 410 00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:01,840 Security service may be called. 411 00:35:05,008 --> 00:35:06,008 OK. 412 00:35:09,133 --> 00:35:10,160 I'll go, I guess. 413 00:35:12,633 --> 00:35:17,560 By the way, this is for you. 414 00:35:19,483 --> 00:35:21,960 Some people insisted on giving gifts on their birthdays. 415 00:35:23,155 --> 00:35:24,240 Thank you, mom. 416 00:35:35,069 --> 00:35:37,120 This is the new “Lily of the Valley 6S”. 417 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,240 Tell me, what kind of guy did you meet? 418 00:35:44,663 --> 00:35:45,920 Yes, an ordinary primate. 419 00:35:47,467 --> 00:35:50,400 True, you know, there seemed to be no aggression in him. 420 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,080 He protected us and risked his life. 421 00:35:56,186 --> 00:35:58,720 And he never even showed his penis. 422 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:04,760 In my time, real men were like that. Well, a handsome boy? 423 00:36:05,858 --> 00:36:08,080 I don’t know, what does this have to do with it? 424 00:36:08,811 --> 00:36:10,760 How can a primate be beautiful? 425 00:36:11,163 --> 00:36:15,480 You are in vain. There used to be a lot of handsome men! 426 00:36:21,666 --> 00:36:22,666 Ilyich! 427 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,760 No, that primate was cuter! 428 00:36:30,447 --> 00:36:37,440 Hera, you look like a primate, but purple. 429 00:36:39,212 --> 00:36:41,080 Real, not plastic. 430 00:36:41,884 --> 00:36:45,320 Here, comb and dress you - 431 00:36:47,353 --> 00:36:49,760 and you can become a seed guardian. 432 00:36:50,712 --> 00:36:51,712 Who is this? 433 00:36:53,759 --> 00:36:54,960 It's me. 434 00:36:56,642 --> 00:37:02,600 Well, not just me. There are also Kai, Solomon, Seryoga. 435 00:37:04,173 --> 00:37:06,120 So what are you doing? 436 00:37:08,681 --> 00:37:13,440 We continue the human race. 437 00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:17,240 Women simply carry us in their arms. 438 00:37:17,642 --> 00:37:20,400 If you want, play the console, or if you want, massage the testicles. 439 00:37:21,658 --> 00:37:23,560 If you want, all together. 440 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,320 Any food, any clothes. 441 00:37:28,955 --> 00:37:31,200 And how many of you? 442 00:37:31,431 --> 00:37:34,000 Well, about ten people per city. 443 00:37:35,056 --> 00:37:38,280 But now I’m being transferred to Two Hills. There the custodian retired. 444 00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:39,680 And how are you coping? 445 00:37:40,017 --> 00:37:41,880 You always have to be in shape. 446 00:37:42,603 --> 00:37:47,720 Therefore, my job is to be rested. 447 00:37:48,439 --> 00:37:50,600 Okay, let's drink. 448 00:37:52,244 --> 00:37:56,480 Don't push yourself so hard! Still 45 degrees. 449 00:37:58,033 --> 00:38:00,556 I don't care what angle this drink has. 450 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,880 I feel great! 451 00:38:03,306 --> 00:38:07,840 And I have so much love that it would be enough for the whole planet! 452 00:38:10,197 --> 00:38:14,480 Dear Yuliy, intoxication has been detected in your body. 453 00:38:14,736 --> 00:38:16,440 Oh, leave me alone! 454 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,520 I am the keeper of the seed. 455 00:38:23,244 --> 00:38:24,960 Don't stop me from having fun. 456 00:38:26,259 --> 00:38:28,480 Larisa, open the door. 457 00:38:31,361 --> 00:38:33,040 I am the lord... 458 00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:45,320 Dear seed keeper, we are approaching the city of Two Hills. 459 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,280 Get ready for a friendly border search. 460 00:39:10,095 --> 00:39:11,800 We are glad to see you in Two Hills. 461 00:39:26,025 --> 00:39:27,120 Where's your ring? 462 00:39:30,236 --> 00:39:32,800 I broke it accidentally. 463 00:39:34,142 --> 00:39:35,960 You know what happens with this. 464 00:39:40,931 --> 00:39:42,720 It's better to say that you lost it. 465 00:39:43,884 --> 00:39:45,720 Tomorrow they will give you a new one. 466 00:39:48,564 --> 00:39:52,240 Maybe I’ll be lucky... 467 00:39:55,525 --> 00:39:56,600 Yes, sure. 468 00:40:01,119 --> 00:40:02,720 I'm just very superstitious. 469 00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:24,240 Welcome to Two Hills. 470 00:40:46,364 --> 00:40:50,960 I’ll have a fruit drink made from berries, and you, probably, from tygoda? 471 00:40:58,458 --> 00:40:59,640 What are you doing, friend? 472 00:41:01,661 --> 00:41:02,840 I keep thinking. 473 00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:07,040 Why does grandma resist our world so fiercely? 474 00:41:08,559 --> 00:41:11,840 Maybe in those days things really weren't so bad? 475 00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:19,000 Yeah. Wars, famine, mountains of garbage, mating people. 476 00:41:22,903 --> 00:41:24,800 I think your grandma is out of her mind. 477 00:41:25,388 --> 00:41:28,880 Haven't you thought it's time to upload it to the cloud? 478 00:41:36,553 --> 00:41:38,960 Oh, a new sperm tank has arrived! 479 00:41:39,858 --> 00:41:40,858 Glad! 480 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,200 Sorry, great and respected seed keeper. 481 00:42:11,337 --> 00:42:16,000 Dear guardian of the seed, I am Vera Nadezhdovna. 482 00:42:16,267 --> 00:42:17,640 The mother of this city. 483 00:42:18,267 --> 00:42:21,200 We warmly welcome you to Two Hills. 484 00:42:39,882 --> 00:42:40,882 Tasty. 485 00:43:01,882 --> 00:43:06,080 Yuliy, a few words for the channel “Two Hills 24”. 486 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,320 Hi all. 487 00:43:12,210 --> 00:43:13,560 Thanks for the invitation. 488 00:43:15,905 --> 00:43:20,400 I won't let you down. And, so to speak, 489 00:43:21,710 --> 00:43:26,240 Let's make healthy and beautiful children! 490 00:43:32,091 --> 00:43:35,600 It's already seven. How time flies! 491 00:43:38,856 --> 00:43:39,856 Love you. 492 00:43:44,927 --> 00:43:45,927 And I. 493 00:43:54,309 --> 00:43:55,440 Have you brought moonshine? 494 00:43:55,786 --> 00:43:56,786 Yes. 495 00:43:56,934 --> 00:43:57,934 Let's wind down. 496 00:44:00,442 --> 00:44:03,240 That's enough for today. Julius is tired from the road. 497 00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:06,920 No, no, I'm not tired. 498 00:44:08,786 --> 00:44:13,040 I'm ready for anything. 499 00:44:26,325 --> 00:44:29,040 Meet your colleagues. 500 00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:32,960 Our pride. 501 00:44:37,489 --> 00:44:40,280 Okay, settle down for now. 502 00:44:40,575 --> 00:44:41,575 What to pull? 503 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,600 I'm ready to get started. 504 00:44:48,067 --> 00:44:52,760 Well, usually keepers prefer to rest for a couple of days before donating the seed. 505 00:44:53,645 --> 00:44:54,800 This is not about me. 506 00:45:03,263 --> 00:45:04,263 Here you go. 507 00:45:07,513 --> 00:45:10,640 Won't you come with me? 508 00:45:11,341 --> 00:45:12,341 Who are “you”? 509 00:45:13,270 --> 00:45:14,880 Well, you. 510 00:45:19,575 --> 00:45:22,800 They will show you everything inside. Happy giving! 511 00:45:41,263 --> 00:45:42,320 Take off your panties. 512 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,480 I'm kind of tired. 513 00:45:50,153 --> 00:45:51,520 Don't worry, my dear! 514 00:45:51,848 --> 00:45:53,280 Lyuba can handle it in a couple of minutes. 515 00:45:54,208 --> 00:45:55,208 Jump in. 516 00:47:12,208 --> 00:47:14,960 - Let's go. Let's go, you bastard! - It’s okay, he’ll be back soon. 517 00:47:15,661 --> 00:47:18,680 If not, I’ll get this bastard out of the ground! 518 00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:36,480 Drink. Please. 519 00:47:38,528 --> 00:47:40,720 Oh, it's that chick!